by Jono Bacon | Mar 8, 2007 | Humor
I have discovered a comedy gem: * Tear off a tiny piece of paper and roll it up into a little ball that can fit between your thumb and forefinger. * Holding said ball, pretend to pick your nose with your fingers, hiding the ball near your nostril. * Stare at someone...
by Jono Bacon | Feb 2, 2007 | Humor
[Funny](https://www.understated.co.uk/blog/2007/info2pif-someones-spoofing-my-email/), I got some email from Matt mentioning something about some *Hot Goat Pornography!!1!1!!* and informing me about *willing barnyard companions* and I actually believed it was from...
by Jono Bacon | Jan 8, 2007 | Desktop, Humor
With Irish blood in my family, I always knew and assumed it was a custom to walk around with a pig under your arm. Its just the way life is. No-one believed me, and the cynics all stood afar indulged in mockery. Well, I have proof. This has been here for some months,...
by Jono Bacon | Nov 6, 2006 | Humor
Christian Schaller is an idiot. He tripped and fell into a *bin*. Thats right, a *bin*.
by Jono Bacon | Nov 2, 2006 | Humor, Music
What more could you want? Christopher Lee on Breakfast on BBC1, talking about Manowar and Rhapsody. My house is filled with power metal right now… *All men play on 10, never gonna turn down again.*
by Jono Bacon | Oct 18, 2006 | Humor
Small things in life amuse me greatly. Dave Morley sent this mail: > how can you list hardware on an isa bus please? The rather amusing Chris Procter replied with: > Dear Mr. Morley, > Can we have our hardware back please? > Yours sincerely, > The 1980’s...
