I Invented Twitter

I Invented Twitter

Well kind of…in a way…possibly…OK, not at all. The other day I was digging through some old articles that I wrote. To my amusement, I saw a reference to a little program I hacked up once when I was involved as a KDE developer. I had totally forgotten...
Twitter. It Now Makes Sense.

Twitter. It Now Makes Sense.

At first I wondered what was the point of twitter. Today I [found it](https://twitter.com/johnleach/status/1034831782): > **johnleach** introduced his cats to squirty cream. one was terrified of it. years of trust building, gone in one short hilarious squirt. You are...
Ricky Martin. Metal King.

Ricky Martin. Metal King.

In the tradition of showcasing amusing metal-related videos, Mighty Mike Basinger sends me this nugget: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. *See the vid [here](https://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886495)*. Mike, you have to much time on your...
Meme(me)

Meme(me)

From [Blizzard](https://www.0xdeadbeef.com/weblog/?p=754). * Take a picture of yourself right now. * Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair…just take a picture. * Post that picture with NO editing. * Post these instructions with your picture. It is my...
Meme(me)

No, Malmsteen. No!

Wow, [Yngwie Malmsteen](https://www.yngwie.org/), notable guitar virtuoso, who I have been a fan of for years has just announced the cover for his new album *Perpetual Flame*: Oh dear. That is very bad indeed. Notable reaction from the album-buying public includes *...