Last night I was in an earthquake. I was laid in bed reading my [book](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slash-Autobiography/dp/0007257759/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1204107905&sr=8-1) and suddenly the room started shaking, everything rattling and my bed shaking from side to side. It lasted about 3 seconds but was quite freaky. Which exotic location was this?
…*Wolverhampton*.
[No tell of a lie](https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7266136.stm).
An emergency fund has been set up to send blue pop and fish scraps to the devastated area. Thankfully it looks like the quake will have not affected the pork scratching industry, and pig snacks will continue to be distributed across the nation. Phew.
