I have come to the realisation that you really find out what your friends and family think of you when you get birthday cards. I am worried there is going to be an international shortage of the words ‘fart’, ‘poo’, ‘turd’, ‘stud’ and ‘chortle’.
I hit 27 on Sunday and [there is still time!!!](https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/registry.html/202-9100017-1128603?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=14BOKBBNDAFJN)
UPDATE: A few people have been a bit confused as to which Sunday I hit 27. It is Sunday 17th September – this coming Sunday.